Tuesday, October 16, 2012

For Mature Readers Only: Amazing Sex Facts

I was going through one of my favorite forums and found this list of Amazing Sex Facts and I though that I would share (at least those of which I found interesting).  Well, actually I don't know them for facts but you be the judge.

1.  Evidence exists indicating that penis size may be linked to index finger length. (Hmmm...now how do I get to lengthen my index finger...?)
2.  The size of the vagina will decrease by 30% right before orgasm occurs. (As if we can actually do measurement while making out!)
3.  A survey revealed the LEGS are what men find sexiest about a woman. (Totally AGREE!)


4.  Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay. (Now this is more reason to swallow!)
5.  A man injected cocaine into his penis to try & enhance sexual performance. He had part of his leg & 9 fingers amputated, his penis fell off. (How the hell did that guy come into that conclusion?!)
6.  Only 1% of women can achieve orgasm through breast stimulation alone. (Now why would a woman contend herself with that?)
7.  Mothers of the Manchu people would perform fellatio on her child as a form of affection. (Ewwww!!)
8.  At 15 calories per serving, sperm has vitamin C, calcium, magnesium, potassium, vitamin B12, zinc, and the same protein as an egg white. (Even more reason to swallow!!)
9.  The technical term for "morning erection" is “nocturnal penile tumescence”. (Hmmm...all this while I thought it was just plain libido!)
10.  Men who help out with housework have more sex. (Fact!)
11.  During the middle ages women wore corsets to flatten their chest, because small breasts were considered more attractive. (Not in this day and age!)
12.  Axillism: The act of using a person's armpit for sex. (WTF!)
13.  Nature has arranged for one testicle to always hang lower, so that they never crush each other. (Logical!)
14.  Penguins will on average experience one orgasm each year. (Good thing I'm not a penguin!)


15.   Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as women who don't. (Now, if I could just spur my wife to read!)
16.  Some of the orgies that took place in the bath houses in ancient Rome involved up to 3,000 people.(Must have smelled like sodium hypochlorite in there!)
17. If a man climaxes an average of twice a week, it will greatly reduce the risk of colon cancer. (One good justification to tell the wife!)
18.  Over 70% of 70 year old men are still sexually active. (No wonder there are a lot of DOMs around!)
19.  Women buy 40% of all the condoms sold. (This may be attributed to the number of hookers around!)
20.  Your genitals get smaller with age (Uh-oh!)
21.  Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. (All the more reason to have sex!)
22.  72% of men continue masturbation after marriage. (These men are those who do not get much sex at home or are not satisfied with their partners and don't have the charm or money to bed other partners!  Tell me I'm wrong!)
23.  The distance record for ejaculated semen is more than 8.5 feet. (Whoa!  That's far!)
24.  Over 90% of women cannot reach orgasm through penetration alone. (This is why we have other appendages to help us out!)
25.  In Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple can engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. (Talk about being discreet!)
26.  There are more than 10,000 porno movies made every year. (That's a whole lot of porn!)
27.  The average woman will have sex more than 3,000 times throughout her life. (Since the life expectancy of a Filipina is 75 years old, this would mean having sex at an average of 3x a month!)
28.   In ancient Egypt, Cleopatra apparently used a small box filled with bees as a vibrator. (Ingenious!)


29.  You can buy a Louis Vuitton condom for $68. (Hmmm...must be made out of leather!)
30.  The woman with the strongest vagina in the world is Russian. She's able lift over 30 pounds of weight with her vagina. (Her vagina had hands, I guess!)
31.  In Japan, the word used for "orgasm" actually translates into "die and go to heaven"(Go to heaven---YES!  Die---NO!)
32.   The smallest erect penis ever recorded was less than 2 inches.(Poor man!)
33.  Between the ages of 20 and 30 is when a man will produce the most and best sperm.(Now what is the criteria for having the best sperm?)

 

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