Wednesday, August 22, 2012

A Lesson in Decision Analysis


You were lathering yourself with soap when suddenly you lose grip of the bar and down it goes in the toilet!  What do you do?  Well I'll bet that the first thing you think of is "YUCK!"  That was my first reaction as well.  And then you think about what will happen if you don't dunk your hands into that shit hole...most likely you'll have a bigger problem of your shit not going down as it should.  So, what do you do?  If there are no floaters then I guess it's somewhat bearable and if you have gloves on it should be a walk in the park.  However, you don't have gloves on hand and for some reason you procrastinated in flushing your shit before taking a bath...I'm sure many of you will just say, "To hell with it!"  Deny to death when asked who was that stupid person who got the soap in the shitter!

Unfortunately, for those of us who is tasked  to be the household handyman---shit or no shit---should this  scenario ever happen during our watch the decision is already obvious.

Lessons learned:
1.  Flush your shit before taking a bath (makes the whole hand-in-toilet thing quite bearable to do).
2.  Cover the toilet while taking a bath.

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